April 10, 2011
By Adam Bink
OneNewsNow, a conservative website, has a poll on why “homosexuals” have so much power. Results:
For those who can’t see, “Satan is on their side” wins with 44% of the vote, followed by “Intimidation”, “Half truths” and “Money”. Good thing they don’t know about our secret weapons: fabulous party-planning and home decorating we use to impress elites into loving us! Shh!
Maybe we should have a poll here on why homophobes can’t get their act together. My vote is for “ignorance”, honestly. I think the lesson out of people moving to support equality — whether that’s marriage or simply not wanting to throw your gay kid out of the house anymore — is people learning what it’s like.